Dear Santa,
I know its been a while since you heard from me last, but I feel as though I am entering that stage of life where it gets hard to figure out what I want for Christmas. Therefore, in order to make your job easier I have compiled a handy list for your viewing pleasure.
- A real, live reindeer. Preferably one that makes purring noises when you pet it.
- A Lego castle, the kind I could actually live in.
- A one-way ticket to whatever planet Avatar was filmed on. (Because its a documentary, I know it is!)
- A full twenty-four hours in which I don't lose my keys.
- The ability to use the Force.
- A reserved parking spot outside my house on Officers Circle.
- Thirty-seven gallons of glow-in-the-dark paint.
- The Pope's hat.
- A tree house in the rain forest.
- Motivation.
- A law that states that its legal for me to sell marijuana to fund my college education.
- A snowman made out of birthday cake ice creme.
So that's it, in no particular order. Although if you could hit me with a strong dose of number ten sometime before Wednesday it would be greatly appreciated. Hope all is well with you! Merry Christmas!
Sincerely,
Marie
P.S. Have a nice day!
