- Living in a house with a 10:2 girl:guy ration girls isn't as obnoxious as I thought it was going to be.
- Getting missionary letters is awesome. Actually, getting any mail at all is awesome. Even junk mail. "Hey! This random shoe company knows I exist! I'm so popular!"
- Age old idioms lie, sometimes there isn't a tomorrow.
- And sometimes hope is just a pesky feeling you want to get rid of.
- But thats ok. Life goes on.
- Andy Hoffman is basically the best professor of all time. The end.
- Racquetball is an excellent class in which to meet boys.
- Ironically so is the Presidents Circle shuttle stop...
- My driving skills improve dramatically when I'm upset, and take a definite dive when I feel calm. Take that every statistic I've ever seen! You lose!
- Midnight showings are sometimes really not worth the effort.
- First dates are awkward, but this isn't always my fault.
- Nathanael is a perfectly acceptable name for a little boy.
- Sometimes one cricket trapped under a plastic tube can magically turn into two.
- And then disappear.
- And then reincarnate as a carton full of mice.
- But only if you work in a lab.
- Sometimes its ok to feed the chipmunks.
- Never date anyone with an oxygen tank.
- Or anyone who says they are majoring in jet pack construction.
- Or anyone who refuses to speed, j walk, or play with face cards.
- Facebook stalking someone is probably not a good idea.
- But I'll keep doing it anyways.
- Mormon crickets can be hilarious.
- So can the word banana.
- It takes more than blond hair to be a Jensen.
- Devonte Christopher is a black guy.
- And John Stockton is white.
- Bent spoons can sometimes be named bent spoon.
- Writing papers at 4 AM the day they're due can get you recommended for a writing internship.
- LUST actually means "Large Underground Storage Unit"
- You can make the sentence "I won't throw it at your face" mean about 7 different things by putting the emphasis on different words.
- Having great friends can make an average year truely magical. (And I mean that literally. We have wands.)
Have a nice day!
